When my baby (last child) started school this year I told him I would be bored without him. I asked for his suggestion on what I should do with my time. He said without even hesitating that I should watch M+15 Movies all day. So I asked them what do they think I do all day (neither said work)?
My kids like to take random selfies and I love finding them on my phone. Today I thought I would take a few of my own. The temptation to tease them was ripe.
Here are the top 8 things my kids think I do whilst they are at school and now I have confirmed them with selfies left on my phone.
1: Eat Chocolate – Specifically their remaining Easter Chocolate. I do actually do this from time to time.
2: Drink Coffee – This one is true, I do drink coffee most of the day.
3: Clean the house – My kids actually think I like cleaning the house. Who “likes” cleaning?
4: Sleep – I once jokingly told them I go home and get back in bed. They still believe me. I never have.
5: Watch the news – Actually they suggested I did this, so that they don’t have to be quiet for the 6pm news update in the evening. I don’t do this.
6: Take random selfies on phone – Guess this one has finally come true.
7: Vacuum up their toys – I tell them if their toys are on the floor when they go to school than I will suck them up. I do.
8: Watch scary M15+ Movies – I wish I could find the time to do this but I am too busy actually working or cleaning (and not liking it)
What do your kids think you do when they are at school?