When this article come in my Facebook feed I just had to see it. Then when I did see the list it was a close call as whether to vomit or wet my pants laughing. I am no expert of marriage and whilst some of these are man pleasing maybe even loving, some are a little Cray Cray and sexiest.
Let’s start with my favourite vomit moments.
3. Warm a towel for him while he’s in the shower, so a hot towel is waiting for him instead of a cold bathroom.
Seriously? Who has time to warm someone’s towel? Even IF your clothes dryer was close enough to your bathroom (like actually in it) then why couldn’t he pop it in there himself before showering? Surely they don’t mean for me to warm the towel by rubbing it under my warm arm pits or butt do they?
13. Make your house a bit cleaner than normal, or spiffy it up in a special way.
Seriously? As if he would notice that today I used the special scented floor soap or that the cushions are extra fluffed. I feel the need to tell him I did it all whilst wearing lace underwear too.
17.Put on some lipstick before he gets home!
Seriously? He is lucky if I am not wearing slippers and my granny pants. I am tired at the end of the day. I don’t have time to put on a pleasing show, I have fed, bathed and collected the kids from school all without losing my mind. That is a sign of LOVE right there. However here is a recipe for DIY lip balm if you feel it will help with your pout.
24. Make your DH/SO laugh. Get a good belly laugh out of him to get rid of the stress he’s been accumulating all day.
Seriously? My husband is far from laughing when he walks into the chaos of the evening routine. Home-work and dinner are both struggles around here. I am sure he is laughing on the inside but for all the wrong reasons.
25. Dig out, clean & wear the engagement ring. Shining Rings here we come!
Seriously? Firstly he wouldn’t notice. I took it off for a few months and he didn’t even notice. Besides shiny rings (of the hand kind) are not going to make my husband feel loved. He would probably ask how much it cost to get them cleaned. But if you do want to try this one out here is our free DIY jewelry cleaning recipe.
31. Give him a long foot rub.
Seriously? Okay I am only adding this one so that I can blatantly add a DIY for foot scrub recipe from our sister site. This is a Bath and Body blog so just keeping it on-topic for all the haters.
34. Wake him up right before the alarm goes off with kisses.
Seriously? Is that before or after I climb over the children in my bed?
57. Have sex with him – without him begging you or complaining about it. Initiate! 58. Get dressed sexy for him.
Seriously? 57 and 58 are equally as irritating to me, actually no add number 64 to that one.
84. Write a message to him on the mirror when it’s steamed up from the shower. It will only appear when the mirror gets fogged. I do this when I shower so it’s a surprise when he takes his shower.
Seriously? I tried this once it freaked him out. He thought it was a ghost. I did however write “You’re not alone” it was actually the first words he said to me but he forgot that bit.
If you want to read all 85 tips and tricks for loving your husband then check out the full article here.
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